[App_rpt-users] BeagleBone Black Allstar Official Release

[Bob Brown - WØNQX]

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Jim spewed......


It has quite sadly become painfully necessary to "Officially" and publicly
state that
this release is *NOT* an "Official" Allstar release. It has not been
sanctioned by
me or the Allstar network. It is something that this person is doing
completely independently.

I am not in any way trying to infer that there is anything "right" or
"wrong", or anything else
about it, merely that is in an independent operation and I/we are not in
any way responsible
for its contents and/or use.

Jim WB6NIL


Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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