Just typed this at my AllStar CLI:

bride*CLI> frog 2

….. and got this result:

“A frog in a blender with a base diameter of 3 inches going

601114350787.189575 RPM will be travelling at warp factor 2.000000,

based upon the Jacobsen Frog Corollary.”

Some questions:

1. Does this apply to just any old frog, or is there a specific type in mind. (African or European frogs, perhaps)

2. With the blender whizzing at 600 trillion RPM, how long would the bearings last?

3. Errrmmm – why (does app_rpt have such a calculation)??

4. Duuuude – What’s your favourite colour?

J